Ireland Baldwin Is A Heartless Stupid Little Cunt.

Last thursday, Alec Baldwin was meeting with his colleagues and had to interrupt this gathering of minds because he had something more important to do. That is to talk to his daughter Ireland, and make plans with her because they were meeting the next day. We're talking about Alec Baldwin so you know that his meeting was important. Alec means business.

He picked his gorgeous looking cell phone, got himself some privacy and voice dialed Ireland. This telephone meet-up was scheduled for days. Both parties, of the same flesh and blood, committed to this. However, Ireland Basinger Baldwin did not answer her phone.

What else was she possibly doing? She's fucking eleven years old! She certainly wasn't at an extremely important meeting like her father, who interrupted everything for her daughter. Was she buying bubblegum? Exchanging Yu Ghi Ho cards? Sucking a 15 year old cock? Only her, her brainless twat mother Kim or God knows.

As Baldwin gracefully let out later, it wasn't a first for Ireland. She let her father down several times before. But now that I made clear that Baldwin means business, he made sure to let her know that was for the last time.

Tactfully, thoughtfully and making sure he was not firing empty insults, Alec delivered one of his greatest performances on Ireland's voice mail.

The little cunt did not only not accepted and thought about her father's heartfelt words, she decided to attack his reputation by leaking the message to others. As a celebrity child, one can expect that doing so would blow over and make it public. Five hours later the table was set to make Alec's life as miserable as ever.

What kind of daughter is that? Baldwin is obviously a great man to still want her custody to save her from her evil bitchwitch mother Kim. Just look what she did to Garth in Wayne's World II. Ireland did not only break her father's heart, she also violated a court order making sure the Basinger/Baldwin divorce/custody trial/tribulations were kept under the public eye.

Good thing we can count on damage control, Baldwin style, to put things back in order. Baldwin is a man of power and controls the media with a steel hand in a velvet glove. He could count on his bro Larry King to give him a chance to put things in context. All medias made sure to publish his side of the story. Since he's Alec Baldwin, it's easy to figure who you can trust. Let's see: a heartless dumb little cunt bitch or Sir Alec Baldwin (he'd be a knight if he wasn't a die hard catholic irish american). Here is what he had to say.

"Although I have been told by numerous people not to worry too much, as all parents lose their patience with their kids, I am most saddened that this was released to the media because of what it does to a child. I'm sorry, as everyone who knows me is aware, for losing my temper with my child. I have been driven to the edge by parental alienation for many years now. You have to go through this to understand. (Although I hope you never do.) I am sorry for what happened. But I am equally sorry that a court order was violated, which had deliberately been put under seal in this case.

In such public cases, your opponents attempt to take a picture of you on your worst day and insist that this is who you are as a person. Outside the doors of divorce court, I have friends, I have respect from people I work with and I have a normal relationship with my daughter."

Teach me your ways, Alec.